it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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