is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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