is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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