I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
