girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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