Kiss
Puke
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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