what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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