Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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