it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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