just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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