Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
