Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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