really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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