On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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