she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Two words: blizzard sex
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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