Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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