thus making me awesome and them whores
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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