It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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