This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I pour the whiskey from now on
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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