Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Are we still banned from the library?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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