If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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