Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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