butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
