***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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