dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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