dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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