He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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