so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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