yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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