Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
They took my balls.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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