Pappa wants mamma naked
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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