her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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