Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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