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say what?
wanna hang out?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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