How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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