I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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