someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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