what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
