spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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