I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
