In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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