that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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