It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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