apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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