his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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