I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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