I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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