I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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