Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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