i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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